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Absolutely nothing – Subetha

Absolutely nothing

Don’t Panic, the image above is supposed to be blank! Its a picture of absolutely nothing, zip, nowt, zero, zilch, bugger all… Why would I do this I hear you cry, because some silly bugger is selling it on eBay! What is worse is that people are actually bidding for it, at this very moment its up to $2.51 with over 5 days left to bid. This is the product description:

Rather than put up some arbitrary item that’s worthless and intangible, I figured I’d just put up something of equivalent value: nothing. You are bidding on absolutely nothing. I won’t send you anything if you win the auction.

Shipping on this particular item is free. I will send you exactly what is described here, including no item and no packaging.

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