Deception (2008)

 

An accountant is introduced to a mysterious sex club known as The List by his lawyer friend. But in this new world, he soon becomes the prime suspect in a woman’s disappearance and a multi-million dollar heist.

What a crock of rot. I could generate more suspense by dangling a pencil from a piece of cotton thread. Seriously, epic fail if you didn’t unravel the entire plot in the first five minutes. It’s scraped a second star from me because I actually managed to watch it all. I only rented it because Ewan McGregor and Hugh Jackman were so prominent in the cast, it couldn’t be that bad could it? Errm yes undoubtedly it could and is. My recommendation is to keep this title at bay with a very long barge pole.

%d bloggers like this: